Friday, March 10, 2006

PowerPoint Games

Well, for our new and fantabulous project we had to create a game in about a month. My original plan was to create a game in Flash that was a side-scrolling shooter starring either Malcolm X or Martin Luther King Jr. (player’s choice) They had to fight their way through the deep south, Moscow, and a gulag, while killing Klansmen, Stalin, the Red Army, L. Ron Hubbard, an elite commando task force that is comprised of John Travolta clones, and eventually Holy Supreme Red Scientologist Father Thomas Cruise Mapother IV, aka Tom Cruise. The game would feature a Push it to the Limit theme song, and when the player wins, the game plays Voodoo Child (Slight Return), by Jimi Hendrix. The theme songs for the bosses (Stalin, Hubbard and Cruise) would be The Imperial March.

But obviously that's too much work to do in a month. So I wound up doing a black culture game derived from the I Know Black People sketch on Chappelle's Show. The game's actually pretty interesting, if anyone knows how to put it online, I will.

25 Comments:

Blogger Big Eddie Ed said...

nigga, you gotta link that motherfucking game on you shit.

HOLLA. -1-.

1:51 PM  
Blogger Woozie said...

How nigga?

5:31 PM  
Blogger NickDuprosti said...

you are a complete fucking idiot. let me know when your baby balls and peach fuzz evolve and you become what some call "a man." Fag.

11:54 PM  
Blogger Woozie said...

Whatever nazi. Feel free to go Sig Heil your poster of Hitler in your grandmother's basement.

2:28 PM  
Blogger R2K said...

: )

10:22 PM  
Blogger R2K said...

Well whats the update?

8:43 AM  
Blogger Woozie said...

There is no update...this place is dead to me. Sorta like Ravenholm, it just exists now.

3:18 PM  
Blogger Lou Minatti said...

I'd buy a copy of the MLK/Malcolm X shootout game.

12:10 PM  
Blogger Prismatico said...

Hi my friend, let me invite you to my new english blog, just have to clic in the English tab in my blog, regards my software friend

6:52 PM  
Blogger Lord Omar said...

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4:07 PM  
Blogger Woozie said...

Holy dog shit, people still read this?

10:37 PM  
Anonymous Ben Ferguson said...

Hey Nigger, you got a little of Negro Ed\'s cum slipping out of your mouth there. Better clean that shit up.

12:46 AM  
Blogger R2K said...

This blog is hot.

8:55 PM  
Blogger Lord Omar said...

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2:28 PM  
Blogger Hasemörder Kønig said...

turd

11:28 PM  
Blogger BBC said...

"I'm an angry, spiteful, 17 year old American male and everything I hate I deem communist. If you disagree with me, you are a communist as well."

You are seventeen? I respectfully suggest that you get over yourself and the brainwashing they have been dishing to you. Your views will change when you get older. Hugs.

11:52 PM  
Blogger Woozie said...

And I suggest that you not take that seriously. This place is a wasteland devoid of life, The Tome of Communism is not.

11:56 PM  
Blogger Lord Omar said...

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12:46 PM  
Blogger Damn Proud David said...

You know Tom Cruise has some skillz!

7:36 PM  
Blogger Imperadør Hasemörder said...

Woozie mentions the Holy Dog Shit and I respond with turd. Self revealing egomaniac Omar assumes the turd was pointed in his direction. Nice going Devinne.

10:03 AM  
Blogger Love Bites said...

I like the first game idea. That's hilarious.

10:43 AM  
Blogger Omar said...

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7:07 PM  
Blogger Little eye said...

Damn. You still making this thing breath. Isn't software and application redundant?

Yorba is happily in my past.

5:49 PM  
Blogger Omar said...

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12:46 PM  
Blogger Omar said...

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12:43 PM  

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